Who's Got the Heroin?

In all their numerous scandals, the two thing the Republicans seemed to be missing were the two sexiest... sex and drugs.

And now we know those just haven't come to light yet. As Kos (and others) are reporting, a prostitution ring has been discovered involving MZM CEO Mitchell Wade, Former GOP Congressman Randy Cunningham, another former Congressman "who now holds a powerful intelligence post," (Porter Goss?), and up to six other GOP Congressmen.

Their hubris knows no bounds, and it is great to watch. If there is anything that will get people paying attention to the scandals (and the midterms), it's this.

Now, excuse me while I imagine MZM-connected Virgil Goode snorting cocaine off the back of a hooker.